A bottle from home, sent to a British doorstep

You already know how the call goes. Five minutes on the weather, five more on work, then a pause where the real conversation should have been. Which is probably why you're reading about the Laborie Blanc de Blancs instead of sending another voice note.

A bottle does something a call can't. It turns up on an ordinary Tuesday in a flat in Bristol or Leeds, and it sits on the counter looking like an event. It says: I pictured your evening, and I sent something to it.

You're not sending fizz, you're sending a place

Anyone can send sparkling wine. What you're sending is South African Chardonnay, grown on decomposed granite at Laborie, picked in the cool dark of the early morning before the day gets going.

That granite is worth knowing about. The same stone quarried on this land ended up in the foundations of South Africa's Parliament, which means the soil under these vines is quite literally the rock the country was built on. It's free-draining, so the Chardonnay holds its acidity, and that acidity is what gives the wine its mineral spine.

So the person opening it isn't just tasting a good sparkling wine. They're tasting granite, an early alarm, and a morning that smelled like the Cape. You can't get that into a phone call.

What they'll taste when the cork goes

There's toasted bread on this wine, and roasted hazelnut underneath it. Those aren't flavours anyone adds; they arrive slowly, from three years of the wine resting on its lees in the bottle after the second fermentation. Patience tastes like something, and this is what it tastes like.

The texture is the other half of it. Around half the wine goes through malolactic fermentation, which rounds off the edges and gives it a creamy weight in the mouth, while the acidity underneath keeps everything taut and clean. Rich and racy at once, which is a difficult trick.

Only the gentle free-run juice from whole-bunch pressing goes into the blend, and it's made by the traditional method, the same one used in Champagne. None of that is shortcut work. Critic scores gathered on Wine-Searcher sit at 92, 91 and 90, and it has been named best blanc de blancs and best wine overall in competition, which is a useful thing to know if the person receiving it is the type to look these things up.

Give them a reason to open it properly

Here's the small instruction worth passing on: get it genuinely cold, and pour it into a tulip glass or a white wine glass rather than a flat coupe. The narrower bowl holds the toast and hazelnut in, and a 750ml bottle stretches comfortably across an evening for two.

September helps you here. Oyster season is back on in Britain, and freshly shucked oysters with lemon and a splash of vinegar are the single best thing that can happen to this wine. The acidity cuts straight through the brine and resets the palate for the next one.

If oysters aren't their thing, it's just as happy next to garlic king prawns, a sushi and sashimi platter picked up on the way home, or grilled white fish with lemon and herbs. Fresh goat's cheese and a few canapes will do the job too, standing up in the kitchen before anyone has sat down.

The bottle that says the thing you didn't

You know the ritual it belongs to at home. A late afternoon, a table outside, someone still bringing food out of the kitchen while everyone else has started. That's the memory you're posting, not the liquid.

And it will keep, if they're the saving sort. Drinking beautifully right now after that long stretch on lees, but a well-stored bottle will hold and slowly deepen its toasty, nutty side over the next few years, the bright acidity acting as a natural preservative. There's no wrong answer between opening it tonight and putting it in the rack for a birthday.

It's delivered across the UK, so it goes straight to their address without you having to organise a thing. If they'd rather have something with a bit of colour in the glass, the Laborie Rose NV comes from the same estate, and there's plenty more South African sparkling cut from similar cloth. But if it's this one they've been missing, send this one. That's the whole message.

One last thought. If they're the kind of person who always ends up being the one who brings something to someone else's door, this is the bottle that makes them the guest everyone remembers. Which is its own quiet kind of care package.

If that sounds like the person you have in mind, the Laborie Blanc de Blancs is a good way to say something you'd struggle to say out loud. Let them get it properly cold, find some oysters or a plate of garlic prawns, and give the evening to it.